So, I applied to be on MTV’s next season of “It Gets Better,” just for fun. 

They wrote back within 3 hours asking to set up a Skype date. 

After we arranged a Skype date, they started talking about contracts.

As fucking awesome as this is, I am going to end up declining to their offer, and removing my application. Being on a reality TV show is cool, but it doesn’t fit with my family’s lifestyle. 

Still, this is pretty fucking awesome.