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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(via itookmyprozactoday)

therothwoman:

fororchestra:

Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.

are you kidding this is hysterical

(via not-quitenormal)

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via notamandabynes)

poopnfarts:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

nerdsandgamersftw:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

roll of inches

Schreibtisch (desk, literally “WRITING TABLE”)

Kreislauf (metabolism, literally “CIRCLE RUN”)

Diabetes is “Zuckerkrank” which is SUGAR SICK I can’t

(Source: iraffiruse, via forgetpolitics)

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