THE LAST ONE
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.
are you kidding this is hysterical
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
this is why german is the best
roll of inches
Schreibtisch (desk, literally “WRITING TABLE”)
Kreislauf (metabolism, literally “CIRCLE RUN”)
Diabetes is “Zuckerkrank” which is SUGAR SICK I can’t